This is in honor of my sweet hearts never ending desire to hang Dead-ish animals in our home..
In the 20 years we have been married he has threatened on many occasion's to surprise me with a Elk, Moose, Bear or Deer hanging over our bed.. 

My answer has always been the same, "maybe with your next wife", OR "you can put one in the garage", but never in the house".. 

Have I missed an entire Element of design???